I promised it, and here it is.  I haven’t gone through EVERYBODY yet, and there are defenses to add too.

PLUS… not all these guys are deserving of a top 100 spot.  They’re just here for now because I saw their name, first come first serve, and I ranked them compared relatively to other players who were ranked.

• 1. Adrian Peterson
• 2. Maurice Jones-Drew
• 3. Michael Turner
• 4. Matt Forte
• 5. Brian Westbrook
• 6. Brandon Jacobs
• 7. Tom Brady
• 8. DeAngelo Williams
• 9. Pierre Thomas
• 10. Clinton Portis
• 11. Steve Slaton
• 12. Drew Brees
• 13. Steven Jackson
• 14. Randy Moss
• 15. Andre Johnson
• 16. Larry Fitzgerald
• 17. Steve Smith
• 18. Reggie Wayne
• 19. Anquan Boldin
• 20. Peyton Manning
• 21. Terrell Owens
• 22. Frank Gore
• 23. LaDainian Tomlinson
• 24. Chris Johnson
• 25. Kurt Warner
• 26. Ronnie Brown
• 27. Calvin Johnson
• 28. Roddy White
• 29. Knowshon Moreno
• 30. LenDale White
• 31. Marques Colston
• 32. Jonathan Stewart
• 33. Philip Rivers
• 34. Dwayne Bowe
• 35. Tony Romo
• 36. Aaron Rodgers
• 37. Greg Jennings
• 38. Brandon Marshall
• 39. Wes Welker
• 40. Jason Witten
• 41. Donovan McNabb
• 42. Tony Gonzalez
• 43. Roy Williams
• 44. T.J. Houshmandzadeh
• 45. Darren McFadden
• 46. Jay Cutler
• 47. Vincent Jackson
• 48. Chad Ochocinco
• 49. Santana Moss
• 50. Anthony Gonzalez
• 51. Felix Jones
• 52. Antonio Gates
• 53. Jamal Lewis
• 54. Matt Schaub
• 55. Lee Evans
• 56. Willie Parker
• 57. Antonio Bryant
• 58. Dallas Clark
• 59. Hines Ward
• 60. Braylon Edwards
• 61. Bernard Berrian
• 62. Larry Johnson
• 63. Lance Moore
• 64. Thomas Jones
• 65. Ryan Grant
• 66. Matt Ryan
• 67. Jerricho Cotchery
• 68. Kevin Walter
• 69. Santonio Holmes
• 70. Willis McGahee
• 71. Rashard Mendenhall
• 72. Greg Olsen
• 73. Donald Driver
• 74. Darren Sproles
• 75. Torry Holt
• 76. Marion Barber
• 77. Kellen Winslow
• 78. DeSean Jackson
• 79. Owen Daniels
• 80. Laveranues Coles
• 81. Chris Cooley
• 82. Matt Cassel
• 83. Donald Brown
• 84. Carson Palmer
• 85. Marshawn Lynch
• 86. Kevin Smith
• 87. Cedric Benson
• 88. Ben Roethlisberger
• 89. Fred Jackson
• 90. Reggie Bush
• 91. Chris Wells
• 92. Devin Hester
• 93. Zach Miller
• 94. Donnie Avery
• 95. Steve Breaston
• 96. Joseph Addai
• 97. Julius Jones
• 98. Derrick Ward
• 99. Eddie Royal
• 100. Le’Ron McClain