So.. last night while I was watching Malcolm in the Middle on Nick at Nite 2, my doorbell rang.  I was wondering who could possibly be at my home at 1:00 in the morning.  When I looked through the peephole to see who was there, I noticed no one was standing outside my apartment.

So I plopped back down on the couch rewound the part I missed on Malcolm in the Middle on my DVR and there it was again – someone rang the doorbell.   I looked through the peephole and again no one was there.

This time I got really scared.  I went in the kitchen grabbed my Michael Myers knife plopped back down on the couch, rewound Malcolm in the Middle and was scared out of my mind.

As I tried to watch what I missed for the third time – there it was again, someone rang the doorbell.  This time I just sat on my couch with my phone in my hand ready to call the police.

But then it came to me when I heard Lois yell outloud “Malcolm get the door!”  That’s when I realized my tv volume was up too loud.